armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via puppy-punk)

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via hobbitkhaleesi)

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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(Source: idioticteen, via drained4l)

oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

(via hobbitkhaleesi)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via sh00t-to-kill)

idolakihito:

"How’s that essay going?"

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(Source: rize-san, via sh00t-to-kill)